"It's amazing to have Kevin Hart and Shaq here. Is this a roast or is this Tyler Perry's 'Of Mice and Men'?"

I already wrote about how Martha Stewart was way funnier than she had any business being at Justin Bieber's roast, but the Internet consensus is in, and everyone agrees that actual professional comedian Hannibal Buress was the can't-miss act of last night's Comedy Central Roast. Among the people who (good-naturedly) took abuse from Hannibal included Kevin Hart, Shaquille O'Neal, "cool-ass salamander" Snoop Dogg, comedians Chris D'Elia and Jeff Ross, SNL's Pete Davidson, Burning Love's Natasha Leggero, and of course, Justin Bieber.

"I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy," is still, of course, the best thing anyone has said to Bieber, ever. If you need that joke explained, it's because a stand-up set of Hannibal's last year was what started the resurfacing of rape allegations against Cosby. So, that's saying something.

For the absolute harshest joke of the entire night, however, I turn to young Pete Davidson. Wait 'til the end, it gets brutal:

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