Harper Beckham, the 4-year-old daughter of soccer player David Beckham and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham, received a mani-pedi while out and about in Beverly Hills. For most 4-year-olds, this would be a fun treat. But Harper is over that sh*t.
Why so serious, Harper? Is your lawyer coming over later to mediate a dispute between your stuffed animals and your American Girl dolls? Are your Goldfish crackers not gluten-free? Did all the spots fill up at your SoulTricycle class?
You're pretending you don't hear this, aren't you. Fine.