These days, Jason Statham is known for being an action movie star with no hair and a thick English accent you could listen to for days. But 48-year-old Statham did not come out of the womb threatening to kick ass while dressed in a nice suit.

Trying to be out of character and failing, with his lady friend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
Trying to be out of character and failing, with his lady friend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
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Well maybe he did, since there's no footage of his birth online. There is, however, footage of a young Statham participating in a competitive diving event.

Statham took part in the 1990 Commonwealth Games, where he didn't do so great, according to the commenters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xt1mC74eJE

While Statham's diving may not have excelled that day, his face certainly did.

10/10 for that pose.
10/10 for that pose.
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Sources: h/t Reddit