Jennifer Lawrence, Oscar-winning actress and America's Realest, says she hates New Year's Eve because it's disappointing and depressing. This is true and also the bravest thing Lawrence has said since that essay where she talked about the Hollywood pay gap.
"I really hate it," Lawrence said on BBC's The Graham Norton Show, according to E! Online. "I've never had a good one. Everyone's chasing a good time and it's always a disappointment."
"I plan on doing nothing and then if something lands in my lap..." she continued. "But I always end up drunk and disappointed."
"Drunk and Disappointed should be the title of my memoir!" she quipped.
So make like your best friend J. Law and do nothing this New Year's Eve. Sequins are messy, champagne gives you headaches, and anyone you hook up with at midnight has just as much chance to let you down as anyone you hook up with at any other time. You know what's nicer and 100 percent more reliable? Popcorn, PJs, and Silver Linings Playbook on Netflix.