That's her signal for "Let's take this to the next level." (via Getty)
Jennifer Lopez has finally figured out what the problem is with her love life. Turns out, it's totally not her. She's can sing, dance, act—hell, she's a professional judge—so, obviously, the problem is with the parade of losers she's chosen to be with. All of them.
After seeming to fall in love with a contestant she slow-danced with for a minute on last night's American Idol, Lopez floated a theory as why all of her romantic relationships end up in the crapper: "I'm a great girlfriend and wife. I just pick the wrong (bleeping!) guys!"
As Paul Newman once said, "If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
The problem could be that there's no one in Jennifer's life willing to grab her by the shoulders and scream, "The calls are coming from inside the house!"
Okay, we'll give her Diddy. He seems like he could be a major pain in the ass. Her first husband Ojani Noa probably viewed her as his ticket out of waiting tables, so I get that. And what's Marc Anthony's deal? He's way too creepy for the hot-blooded playboy act. Cris Judd? Bit of a dud. She and Ben Affleck seemed like a good couple, but no relationship could survive both Gigli and Jersey Girl. The whole Casper Smart era was just gross.
Maybe she's right. Maybe the problem isn't her, it's just that when it comes to—wait.. hold on.