Jessica Simpson is Jessica Johnson now, a bittersweet reminder that it's not the '90s anymore. The singer changed her name when she married football player Eric Johnson in 2014.

I know, change can be hard. But according to a birthday Instagram she posted yesterday, Simpson Johnson loves her new moniker for a very specific reason. In the caption, she wrote: “Happy Birthday Eric Johnson!!! Thank you for giving me the sexiest porn star name. Love, your wife, Jessica Johnson."

Happy Birthday Eric Johnson!!! Thank you for giving me the sexiest porn star name. Love, your wife, Jessica Johnson

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Jessica Johnson is a pretty sexy porn star name, thanks to a little help from alliteration. And it doesn't hurt to have the first name Jessica, scientifically one of the sexier names. But I still believe your true porn star name is your childhood pet + the street where you grew up. Love, your blogger, Sneakers Old Winter.