Two humans by the name of Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes are in a serious May-December relationship, according to People, and Jessica Lowndes is ready to shout about it from the rooftops of the Internet.

For reference (because these names must be unfamiliar to some/most people), Lowndes was on 90210—the remake, not the good one—and is 27. Jon Lovitz is a 58-year-old comedian and actor whose picture you will likely recognize.

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Dater of female humans.
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Since his girlfriend is a Millennial, she's all up on the Instagram and has been teasing their relationship, while also calling out "haters"—even before revealing Lovitz as the one she's going out with.

Instead of haters, this relationship deserves only a puke bucket. Because these Instagrams are worse than anything Kylie and Tyga have posted.

His 🚘... ❤️

A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on

His [car emoji]

That's his car. It is a nice car. 

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