By now you must have heard that Justin Bieber has a penis, and that it was seen on the Internet. And it is a phallus of substantial size. As embarrassing and invasive as it is to have everyone see your penis, it's tragic when you're a grown man and that includes your father. And your father takes to Twitter to express his pride.
Jeremy Bieber is a scumbag who has been arrested for violence and harassment and once literally threw a bulldog off of a balcony. Domestic and animal abuse aside, this is a new low. Especially considering the inevitability of him going up to women in bars saying, "You've seen how big my son's is, just wait till you see mine."
The Twitter reactions to this grossness are on point. Oprah and Gayle can make the face better than you ever could.