Love magazine released a YouTube video on Monday morning featuring Kendall Jenner, the face of Calvin Klein, modeling Calvin Klein clothing ("wearing" would be a strong term for the relationship between Kendall and the clothes) and doing inexplicable things with an ice cube.

The photo shoot shows Jenner "demonstrating how to pull off 'pool to party,'" as if that's a real thing people have to worry about. The video also purports to be a "celebration of [the] return to swimwear." So, whoo hoo, everybody! Get your bikinis out and get your…ice cube…ready? Hold up, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc5KV7gXPK4

According to the video, a good deal of taking your look from pool to party involves sucking on an ice cube. It also involves moving very, very slow (how long does she have to get ready for this party, anyway?) sticking your hands down your pants, and rubbing your hands on your breasts to make sure they're still there, in place, where you last left them.

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