It was never going to be easy being the first-born child of the too-famous Kardashian-Wests, so it's lucky Kim isn't demanding too much from her baby girl on her third birthday. All she requires is the Peter Pan promise that North will never age.

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"Baaa!" responds North, before her mom has even said anything. "What?" asks Kim sweetly, before demanding: "Are you not gonna get any bigger, you're not gonna get any taller, I want you to stay little forever. Ok?"

"K," says the girl, lying through her adorable baby teeth.

Necessary photo evidence: Kim K cannot keep her child from aging. Here's North in 2013.

SMILE

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She was smaller. The prosecution rests.

And here's exhibit A in the case that Kim Kardashian is also not exempt from aging.

#FlashbackFriday me and my grandma MJ ❤️

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