Guys, she's just starting a really stupid, offensive dialogue.
So, this was a bad idea. I don't know exactly how Madonna thought this was a good idea, but I'm pretty sure any common sense she once had has been locked up in an English castle for 20 years now. I will say that when I first read the headline, I was somehow relieved that it was one of her white children. Then, I was more confused, and wasn't sure if I should be more upset that it was one of her white children. Then I was mad at myself for not knowing the right answer. Not as mad as other people were, though.
I have a feeling that Madonna will get off the hook on this one—not completely unscathed, but less damaged than most celebs would be—because many people are probably as confused as I am. Why did the use of the word enter her mind at all? Did she think that adopting children from Africa somehow gave her slang powers? (That would make no sense, but I'm just trying to get inside the Kabbala-lined fortress of her mind.) Did she somehow make that stupidest of Caucasian mistakes, thinking converting the -er into an -a would somehow make the word friendly and playful?