Nicki Minaj's butt has officially pushed Miley Cyrus' butt off the top of the YouTube record books.
It took me a while to realize there was a ball in the background, not a fifth butt.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun, and by "my anaconda" I mean "YouTube viewers" and by "none" I mean "to watch a video millions and millions of times." Nicki Minaj's posterior cushioning has smashed YouTube's all-time record for views in 24 hours by mesmerizing eyeballs 19.6 million times with her upside-down Dolly Parton body. Her Sir Mix-a-lot inspired 'Anaconda' is certainly monopolizing the Internet's screen time in a way not seen since the hamster dance. This record was previously held by Miley Cyrus's ass and sideboobs swinging on a wrecking ball in "Wrecking Ball." If you think I'm being crass right now, you probably haven't seen the source material:
(by Johnny McNulty)