The members of Philadelphia's finest don't just want to help Philly's citizens; they want to extend their brotherly love to Kanye West, too. After Kanye tweeted about his debt problems, the Philadelphia Police Department reached out via Yeezy's preferred method of communication/ranting to offer him a gig:

To be fair, Kanye could get out of debt earlier than 3122 if he made some savvy investments.

6ABC contacted the PPD's social media manager, Sergeant Eric Gripp, who said of West, "He's very introspective and forthcoming, so perhaps his personality could help make inroads with some members of the community. That, and his hiring would save me from ever having to rap for the PPD again. That's a win for me and the City!"

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Presumably, if you want to book Sergeant Gripp for a rap gig, you can tweet him at @PhillyPolice.