Rachel Bloom—the co-creator, star, and songwriter of the wonderful musical comedy TV show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend—apparently wasn't always a great writer. Here is a poem she published in her school newspaper in 7th grade:
I wrote this poem in 7th grade and it was published in my middle school newspaper. I present it without comment. pic.twitter.com/0jjUlKyW84— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) August 11, 2016
The prose-poem reads:
By Rachel Bloom, 7th Grade
What is normal?
Everyday we hear it as something that everyone should be.
But should they really?
What is the so called "standard" that we mold and fit ourselves through an invisible corset to be excepted [sic] in society all our lives?
Is it based on looks?
Or is it something else, something in your heart that you're born with, and cannot gain through practice or experience?
If no one is sure what it is, then why are people harshly judged by its qualifications every single tedious day?
I rack and rack my brain to figure out what it is.
Who is normal?
Your Freddie Prinze Jr. look-alike crush?
What appears to be normal may in fact be the opposite;
a juicy ripe apple with green worm inside.
Wow. This truly makes you think. As an exchange of ideas with Golden Globe winner Rachel Bloom, let me now present "Wind Bath," a poem I wrote the summer before I entered high school. It was self-published on the prestigious poetry and fanfiction site AllPoetry.com: