Unfortunate headline placement makes Jennifer Lawrence's boobs responsible for injuring Sofia Vergara.
Careful, Jennifer. You don't want to get into a boob fight with Sofia Vergara.
Hey, hooray, we're immature! And it's totally worth it. We don't know exactly what kind of "major sideboob flash" would result in enough chaos and destruction to hospitalize Sofia Vergara, but we have several hundred (thousand) possible scenarios in our minds. Some of them consist of elaborate slapstick and pratfalls, others a direct fight between the stars' side-assets, and several involve a wardrobe malfunction that released a light so bright it was deadly to look upon, but that may have more to do with our "Raiders of the Lost Ark" fetish.