If you've come to see Usher's penis, welcome. You made it. But just as Usher orchestrated in a super-long Snapchat story Thursday that ended in his dingus, you'll have to make it all the way to the end before you see it. In the story, Usher led his loyal followers through an uneventful day.

First you had to see Usher look at things.

No Usher, *you* are the masterpiece.
Snapchat: Usher
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And you had to look at what might be a cartoon of Usher, with a suspicious doodle where his nose should be that foreshadows the photo to come.

Presumably, the 8-year-old is Bieber.
Snapchat: Usher

Then, and only then, were you treated to Usher's penis, artfully covered by the sweating emojij. Except it wasn't really covered, and you could still see the tip and the shaft, which is why Someecards has assisted in some additional censorship.

Snapchat: Usher
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