Just so you know, TV producers, I would totally buy "Verne-nado" on DVD. Twice.
Verne Troyer, everyone. The man who melted even the evilest of hearts as Mini-Me has proven he can even make sharks adorable (despite the fact that he's lacking a friggin' laser beam on his friggin' head). We all love Shark Week (or at least the Internet would have you think we do), but very few of us actually get dressed up for it. Maybe Verne Troyer just really loves television because he was raised Amish. Verne Troyer was raised Amish, by the way. I hope you weren't near any water when your mind got blown just now, because you might end up attracting sharks.
(by Johnny McNulty)
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