Substitute curse words are very often a lot more flipping fun to say than the real ones (if not quite as satisfying when you're really angry), and that goes double for creative insults—all of which are captured here in this supercut from Burger Fiction. (That's the same editor who spliced phone calls from dozens of movies into one conversation.) Many of these have since found a hallowed place in pop culture, like "neo-maxi-zoom dweebie" from The Breakfast Club, "your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and most of all "scruffy-looking nerf herder" from The Empire Strikes Back. There is one curse at the very, very last second, just so you're prepared.

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Here's the film list, in order, from Burger Fiction's description:

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Napoleon Dynamite (2004), Johnny Dangerously (1984), A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999), Almost Famous (2000), A Christmas Story (1983), The Surfs (2011), Spy Kids (2001), Serenity (2005), Star Trek (2009), The Empire Strikes Back (1980), The Breakfast Club (1985), Hook (1991), Three Amigos (1986), You Can’t Cheat An Honest Man (1939), Dumb And Dumber (1994), Elf (2003), The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (2005), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), A Bug’s Life (1998), Misery (1990), Never Give A Sucker An Even Break (1941), Splash (1984), Anchorman (2004), Cats And Dogs (2001), Short Circuit (1986), Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975), The Wizard Of Oz (1939), True Romance (1993), A Clockwork Orange (1971), The Princess Bride (1987), The Sandlot (1993), The Empire Strikes Back (1980), and The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004).

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