This sketch from The Captain Hippo Show explores what would happen if the Citizen Kane of Albanian-kidnapper revenge movies, Taken, replaced the snarling, ass-kicking Liam Neeson with your internet-illiterate, socks-and-sandals wearing father. The result: a much shorter, much funnier movie — for everyone except you, who obviously ends up a sex slave while your dad compares hotel fees on Orbitz.

Sources: Gorilla Mask