You may wish your love life was more like a romantic comedy, but be glad it's not. Most of those knee-weakening grand gestures and surprise romantic speeches would raise some big-time red flags if they happened in reality. Here are 13 lovesick protagonists who are basically just very, very attractive stalkers.

1. Say Anything

The boombox over the head thing seems like a romantic dream, but your ex outside your window blasting the song you lost your virginity to sounds a lot more like a nightmare. Sorry, Lloyd Dobler, that's some stalker behavior.


2. Love, Actually

Her husband's best friend films her wedding and then realizes it's nothing but extreme close-ups of her face. That's more alarming than charming.

That moment you find out you have a stalker. 

When he shows up at her door with giant cue cards, it's time for a restraining order, not a kiss on the cheek.