You sunk my women's movement!
Take a close look at the upper right hand corner of this old box cover for Battleship the board game. This is probably why director Peter Berg decided to stray pretty far from the source material for this Friday's Battleship movie. The game wasn't about dropping pegs into a grid and shouting out bingo numbers. It was about keeping America's women and girls trapped under the peg of chauvinist male America, stranding them in the kitchen to do dishes while America's men wage warfare against equality for all. You can't have that kind of message in a movie starring Rihanna. The girl's been through enough!