The trailer for the Zoolander sequel was leaked and then deleted last night.
It's amazingly incomprehensible, starting with DECtalk (Stephen Hawking-style) narration of the history of the universe and leading into some updated examples of Derek Zoolander being dumb. The first movie came out so long ago I thought I didn't remember it, but now scenes and lines are popping back into my mind from some mental storage area I didn't know existed. (That's what you're using your amazing capabilities for, brain?) This teaser doesn't even have any content from the actual movie, which is quite a power move, but hopefully soon we'll get some glimpses of modern day Hansel and Mugatu.