Stop the presses: the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time (which everyone agrees is Macklemore) just dropped a Valentine's Day banger you don't even have to get Tidal to hear! That's a shame, because the inconvenience of Tidal might've been a protective barrier between your ears and this touching rap about long-term relationship handjobs and poops (aka "boos").

No, don't reach for your earphones. Let this blast out yo' speakers. The world must hear you hear about the man who needs a handjob to wash away his fury that bae got ahead of him in Game of Thrones.

Hey, don't throw up yet. You haven't even listened! Put the vomit back inside your mouth.

Now go ahead and let it out again.

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If you can stomach the line, "she get too comfortable, bathroom door open when she boo boo-ing," you deserve everything this world has to offer.