This Wednesday night, Late Show host Stephen Colbert found it ridiculously hard to believe Bernie Sanders’ claim that he only smoked marijuana twice. “I don’t think this admission is on brand for Bernie. Senator, you do know who your supporters are,” Colbert said. “I will tell you this much: They have smoked marijuana twice…since I started this sentence.”
Colbert was responding to Sander's confession at a Michigan rally yesterday when the Democratic presidential candidate admitted: "I've done marijuana twice in my life when I was very young."
Drop that dank for a sec and watch the video, below.
"If we pass the dutchie on the left-hand side, the bottom 10% of the people are getting 80% less dutchie than the elite 1% on the left-hand side," Colbert hilariously imagined the senator expressing. "I promise that in my administration, there will be equal redistribution of dee dutchie."
Maybe Sanders was trying to cop bud in this viral video of him running cheetah-like to catch a train? It's all alright senator, you can babysit that loud for however long you want on your porcelain pipe.