According to The Daily Show's Trevor Noah, when Russia failed to come through for Donald Trump, he had to rely on "his other Eastern European ally for help"—his wife, Melania. Mrs. Trump sat for (nearly identical) interviews with CNN and Fox News in the goldest room in her mansion to defend her husband's "locker room talk" tape debacle and the accusations by at least 10 women that Trump groped them. Her take on it is basically, you know, boys will be boys. Oh, and also, Billy Bush started it.

Great, that's just what America needs in a leader—a "teenage boy." Especially a teenage boy so easily led astray by powerful, strong, daunting men like…Billy Bush?


Question: has Melania Trump actually met her husband?