Last week, all Game of Thrones fans could talk about was the resurrection of the one true god, Jon Snow. If you watched last night, you know he's not quite a messiah because, to paraphrase Tormund: "dick too small." Here are the 21 funniest reactions to Jon's penis, and to a few other small—disappointingly small, and presumably shriveled—details from Sunday's "Oathbreaker."
Tormund: They think youre a God— Blanco Niño (@SchennForJVR) May 9, 2016
Jon Snow: Im no God
T: I know Ive seen your pecker. What God would have a pecker that small?
jon snow: i did what i thought was right and i got murdered for it and now i'm back. WHY?!— Bored to Dadth (@markhoppus) May 9, 2016
davos seaworth: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Only Game of thrones can make hanging a child the greatest thing ever. #Olly— William Smyth (@DrSprigs) May 9, 2016
So glad Game of Thrones has decided to throw in flashback sequences. Things weren't confusing enough. #GoT— Cousin Sal (@TheCousinSal) May 9, 2016