HBO released the first photos from season 6 of your favorite
fantasy porno TV show yesterday, and they're surprisingly revealing.
The biggest news is that Daenerys Targaryen (the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, etc.) is seen with her hands tied up, surrounded by Dothraki soldiers. In the last scene of the 5th season, after escaping a perilous situation on dragonback, Daenerys is surrounded by a Dothraki khalasar, but it isn't clear that she'd necessarily be their captive because she's an OG Dothraki bride and because she has a large and terrifying dragon nearby. But, alas, these photos show that Drogo didn't do sh*t.
(By the way, let's just assume that if you're reading this, you know what all those proper nouns mean. Carrying on.)
Across the narrow sea, Jaime Lannister and his nephew/son King Tommen are mourning the death of Jaime's niece/daughter Princess Myrcella. Jaime Lannister is running out of secret incest children!