When an IMDB writer named John C. Hopwood was tasked with updating the page of Kim Kardashian, he took the opportunity to turn her bio into a merciless indictment of Kardashian, and of American culture as a whole. Kardashian's lawyers had the bio pulled, but a screencap has thankfully been preserved for posterity. Hopefully, several thousand years from now when alien archaeologists swim to the ocean's depths to find artifacts from our society before it was swallowed by too many natural disasters to count, they'll come across this bio and realize that we didn't worship the Kardashians with the fervor implied by their ubiquity. "The Kardashian woman was not their God," they'll conclude. "Upon further research, it would appear they worshipped a man they called 'Gosling.'"