We're all just doing our best to acclimate to the pre-post-One Direction world.

One Direction has announced that they're going on a hiatus in 2016, and most people are interpreting "hiatus" to mean they're all going to pursue solo careers to find out who among them is a true Beyoncé. (I don't mean to sound naive but I actually think four of them could find success, but it's not the four you think, and I'm not going to say which four it is.)

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Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel checked in with his niece Allison to see how she was taking the One D news. As it turns out, not well, and it looks like she's either going to drink or stab away her problems.

Sources: Jimmy Kimmel Live