Russell Crowe brought his Oscar-winning intensity to playing a ponytailed German professor on a dating show, who promises to mount a "subtle yet focused campaign" on Cecily Strong's genitals. You can't help but be entertained. In his most theatrical performance since Les Miserables, Crowe nails the role of Benedict, a man who "knows his way around a woman's body" thanks to growing up surrounded by old ladies.

It's equal parts "Hahaha" and "Ew." 

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He probably taught you about genitals in Gladiator, too.
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