Some guy asked his dad to try and name all of the characters on Game of Thrones. Here's what he came up with.
(Originally published 6/13/13)
In fairness, she does look like a Layla. Clapton would have totally fallen for her.
Just in time for Father's Day, Reddit user Sartro showed his Dad photos of characters from Game of Thrones and asked him to try and name them. Honestly, when writing up our weekly Facebook recaps (plug!), a lot of these names are close to what would appear in the first draft. It's just too hard to remember, "Her name's Marjorie, but it's spelled in that really effed up way." And does Jaime Lannister look very Mexican to you? Us neither.
(Note: This was originally published last year, but yet another weekend confluence of Father's Day and GoT finale made it seem worth a rerun. After all, fatherly goofiness is timeless.)
We feel bad for whomever gets referred to as "unsexy hooker."
Raven and Hawk are their code names. They're CIA.
Nedder, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Nice job on Brienne. Maybe he should have asked for each character's lineage.
That's grandmother of boobs girl and gay boy to you.
All hail King of the Guys.