It was the apology Heard 'round the world: as they received a plea deal to avoid more serious punishment for smuggling their Yorkies into Australia, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made a confounding apology video for the people Down Under. To many, it suspiciously looked like a hostage video. Which Stephen Colbert "proved" by zooming out of the frame:

Kangaroo kidnappers are not your mates.
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Following the example set by the Depps, Colbert issued his own apology for his various crimes against Australia, and performed the ultimate peace offering: a rendition of the national anthem on the Didgeridoo.  

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Hopefully they accept.