Oh, History Channel. If we had any discretion, we wouldn't be watching you in the first place. Sure, what was once the home of legitimate historical documentaries about the rise of the Third Reich and the battle strategies of the Union Army has slowly mutated into a nonstop marathon of Ancient Aliens (slash physics experiment to see how high that one Greek dude can grow his bird's nest of hair). But now that you mention it, we kind of want to watch She-Hitler blow herself up with breakfast.

Sources: Reddit