So maybe for you, the best romantic representation of yourself isn't a music video that looks like it should be the opening credits of a one-hour teen drama. But if you've watched New Girl, you know nothing says "Schmidt" like a running-alone-on-the-beach-while-laughing-at-nothing montage. Tonight on New Girl, Schmidt will be employing his tried-and-true romantic instincts as wingman to Jess, who tries to enjoy her first Valentine's Day post-breakup with a no-strings-attached fling with a handsome stranger (played by guest star Ryan Kwanten). It's the very first Valentine's Day episode of New Girl, also guest-starring Lizzy Caplan, Clark Duke, and Kali Hawk. Watch tonight at 9/8c only on FOX.


Let this New Girl card show exactly where you draw the line romantically >>