And it's going to be on TV, so you can watch it privately (wink wink).

That's just a sample of what you can expect from "kissing scenes" in The Notebook. Probably. Hopefully. It's going to be on The CW, so there are likely some restrictions on explicit sex, but there will still be torsos and mouth-mashing galore. But will there be an older couple, one of whom is slowly succumbing to the ravages of Alzheimer's? According to CW president Mark Pedowitz, um, no:

"I don’t believe we’re going to see the older couple—what they become."

No bummers! Just hot loving and eternal youth, like they do on The CW. This is the official logline for you to repeat over and over in your head until the season premiere:

This series will follow the romantic journey of the two beloved central characters Noah and Allie, at the outset of their blossoming relationship as they build their lives and their future together against the backdrop of the racial politics, economic inequities, and social mores of post-World War II of the late 1940s in North Carolina.


Oh, no! Social mores? I want kissing in the rain! Well, guess I'm gonna learn something against my will, in between the heavy petting stuff. Wait...these two characters can't possibly be played by Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams again. Nooooo! Throw this idea in the trash, we're done.

Sources: Entertainment Weekly