Vanilla Ice


Robert Van Winkle — better known to a still-horrified American public as 90's rapper Vanilla Ice — has been tapped by the DIY Network to star in a 10-episode home improvement series called The Vanilla Ice Project. "Over the last 15 years, Rob has taught himself the basics of home improvement through hands-on experience," network reps said of the man who's had absolutely nothing to do for 15 years aside from stints on The Surreal Life and Hollywood Squares. "He calls the shots in this room-by-room home makeover series, exposing an entirely new side of the star — one that his fans never have seen before.” Makes perfect sense except for the words "star," "fans," and everything else about the sentence.



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