This leaves out the .0001% slice representing "Dudes who briefly browse Pinterest to find out what the hell their girlfriends are constantly talking about before closing their browsers, absolutely baffled." We want to invent a dude version of Pinterest, but it'd have to be something a lot more badass. Something like "PUNCHterest!" Or "STABterest?" Or wait, we've got it. "PWNterest!"