In retrospect, the Fellowship of the Ring should have had matching vests with Frodo.
When I started writing this post, there were just three guys. Since then, more and more people (literally, one more and then another one) discovered that they had received the same immaculately terrible Noah's Ark-themed vest from their grandmother. Either there's a granny out there with a bunch of secret families who didn't realize the Internet would be the undoing of her web of lies, or this is the future of bad grandma gifting. It started with this dude, who wrote, "My 90-year old grandma mailed a homemade vest for me to "wear to parties". It's...amazing." He wasn't wrong.
Noah's Ark was kind of a party. Where everyone else on Earth died... WOO! (via)
Almost immediately, he was challenged in the comments.
Shots, as they say, had been fired. The photo evidence was undeniable.
There's not room on this ark for both of you...because you need to reproduce. (via)
But wait! There's more! This guy followed up with proof that he had actually worn the thing to a party, and also worried that they all had the same grandma.
These terrible holiday sweaters are staying strictly Old Testament, I see. (via)