Shower thoughts are the brilliant revelations you have when you zone out in the shower. You may have even thought up some gems when you were naked and alone with your thoughts (and not doing that other thing that people do when they are naked and alone with their thoughts). The subreddit r/showerthoughts is a collection of people's greatest epiphanies from the brilliant to the absurd. Here are some of the deepest shower thoughts these Redditors had to offer.
1. This might be terrible, but it's not untrue.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are. -jgam7
2. We've all been tricked.
Becoming an adult feels like slowly being put into a managerial position you didn't really want. -JohannesP
3. That would be awkward in a car wreck.
There should be confetti in tires so when there is a blow out it's still kind of an okay day. -Eye_Decay
4. A really comfy shelf.
A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it. -Nabrokovian
5. Dora the Explorer is a glorified hiker.
Dora calls herself an "explorer," but travels exclusively through mapped territories. -ChefBoyarE
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. -HansOlavlee
7. Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille. -Air_Hellair
8. Rule here: don't be a dick.
Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair. -Cosmo_120
9. Or maybe they just taste good.
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house. -MrCSquared
10. Again, terrible but not untrue.
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi. -PhantomDukie
11. You'll never see this fairytale the same way again.
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. -gridster2
12. This would be done annually.
They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original. -FlyLikeAMouse
13. No shit.
Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day. -swallowing_panda
14. You decide which is scarier.
You know you're an adult when your house makes noises and you're scared it's an expensive repair bill and not a monster. -producerdan
15. This is true af.
When I was a younger person I had to use the Oxford dictionary to understand adult words and now that I'm an adult I have to use urban dictionary to understand younger people words. -TheShamz
16. This is the kind of thing that will keep you up at night.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories. -Zwall_
17. A revelation the size of a meteor.
To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic future. -Jayfeather69
18. They would probably still need to "call a buddy."
All the guys from 'Pawn Stars' should compete on an episode of 'The Price is Right' -robidizzle
19. The truest thing you'll read all day.
Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I've been avoiding my entire life. -eaglesforlife
20. And lastly...
If Katniss and Peeta from "Hunger Games" were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss. -beinagrind_i_skapnum