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    If I were a bird, I'd be the one who shows up right as they finish the nest.

    If I were a bird, I'd be the one who shows up right as they finish the nest.

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    You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.

    You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.

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    The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.

    The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.

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    Sorry DADT still applies in your household.

    Sorry DADT still applies in your household.

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    Mom, it takes zero effort to love you and a fifth of vodka to tolerate you.

    Mom, it takes zero effort to love you and a fifth of vodka to tolerate you.

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    Family Beer and Liquor.

    Family Beer and Liquor

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    Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.

    Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.

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    A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.

    A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed

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    You always got us. We're family. We ain't going anywhere. Unless you go on a fucking killing spree or something.

    You always got us. We're family. We ain't going anywhere. Unless you go on a fucking killing spree or something.

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    Justin Bieber is like the little brother I never had the chance to repeatedly beat the shit out of.

    Justin Bieber is like the little brother I never had the chance to repeatedly beat the shit out of

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    I love the sound of unconscious children.

    I love the sound of unconscious children.

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    Sorry I received a disproportionate share of our parents' affection.

    Sorry I received a disproportionate share of our parents' affection.

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    Let's go do something we can complain our future children never do anymore.

    Let's go do something we can complain our future children never do anymore.

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    When I was your age, we had to dial to get online.

    When I was your age, we had to dial to get online

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    Let's grow something beautiful on top of your dead pet.

    Let's grow something beautiful on top of your dead pet

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    It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us.

    It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us

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    Your grandfather is messier than our toddler.

    Your grandfather is messier than our toddler

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    I hope I never have to cut you from the team.

    I hope I never have to cut you from the team

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    Mom, it's time to find someone and settle down.

    Mom, it's time to find someone and settle down

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    Our child is going into the arts.

    Our child is going into the arts

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