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  • Jul. 25th, 2007

    Looking forward to your return.

    Looking forward to your return.

  • Aug. 27th, 2007

    I'm lost and weird without you here.

    I'm lost and weird without you here.

  • Aug. 2nd, 2007

    Don't forget to have a dismal and degrading airport experience.

    Don't forget to have a dismal and degrading airport experience.

  • Dec. 23rd, 2010

    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

  • Mar. 10th, 2010

    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

  • Jul. 27th, 2009

    I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.

    I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.

  • Apr. 16th, 2009

    I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off.

    I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off.

  • Feb. 4th, 2009

    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

  • Dec. 16th, 2010

    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

  • Dec. 8th, 2007

    I will pay you to no longer live here.

    I will pay you to no longer live here.

  • Apr. 14th, 2007

    I probably won't even remember that you're away.

    I probably won't even remember that you're away.

  • Apr. 14th, 2007

    Enjoy your time off from doing nothing.

    Enjoy your time off from doing nothing.

  • Jul. 12th, 2007

    Enjoy your trip to the rub and tug.

    Enjoy your trip to the rub and tug.

  • Jan. 3rd, 2012

    We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.

    We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.

  • Oct. 9th, 2007

    Can't wait to see you more often once you move to another city.

    Can't wait to see you more often once you move to another city.

  • Aug. 2nd, 2007

    You're going to love living in California for about a year.

    You're going to love living in California for about a year.

  • Sep. 9th, 2007

    I'm so glad the vacation didn't demolish our relationship.

    I'm so glad the vacation didn't demolish our relationship.

  • Jun. 25th, 2010

    I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.

    I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.

  • May. 31st, 2011

    May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.

    May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.

  • Aug. 27th, 2007

    I barely remember what you look like covered in strawberry body pudding.

    I barely remember what you look like covered in strawberry body pudding.

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