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  • Mar. 7th, 2012

    Maybe a romantic getaway will solve your crippling fear of intimacy.

    Maybe a romantic getaway will solve your crippling fear of intimacy.

  • Jan. 3rd, 2012

    We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.

    We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.

  • Sep. 1st, 2011

    I'm looking forward to a vacation from hearing about other people's vacations.

    I'm looking forward to a vacation from hearing about other people's vacations.

  • May. 31st, 2011

    May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.

    May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.

  • Jan. 3rd, 2011

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

  • Dec. 16th, 2010

    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

  • Feb. 4th, 2009

    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

  • Dec. 23rd, 2010

    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

  • Nov. 29th, 2010

    May your time spent in Florida this winter be more fruitful than LeBron's.

    May your time spent in Florida this winter be more fruitful than LeBron's.

  • Nov. 14th, 2010

    Let's hope you are, like most of my lovers, a terrible judge of character.

    Let's hope you are, like most of my lovers, a terrible judge of character.

  • Oct. 25th, 2010

    Sand.

    Sand.

  • Oct. 25th, 2010

    Take Luggage Of Foreigner, No Charge.

    Take Luggage Of Foreigner, No Charge.

  • Oct. 25th, 2010

    Bad Route Road.

    Bad Route Road.

  • Sep. 1st, 2010

    Have a great time reading my vacation tweets.

    Have a great time reading my vacation tweets.

  • Aug. 25th, 2010

    Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.

    Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.

  • Aug. 18th, 2010

    Enjoy your vacation unless you're incapable of enjoying a vacation.

    Enjoy your vacation unless you're incapable of enjoying a vacation.

  • Aug. 18th, 2010

    Have a safe trip through customs.

    Have a safe trip through customs.

  • Aug. 3rd, 2010

    May you travel to very different destinations than Lindsay Lohan this summer.

    May you travel to very different destinations than Lindsay Lohan this summer.

  • Jun. 25th, 2010

    I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.

    I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.

  • Mar. 10th, 2010

    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

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