No matter how far away you move, you'll always be a dear friend several of us think about sometimes
I can't decide between vacationing alone or staying home to relentlessly weep about being single
Can't wait to see you more often once you move to another city
You're welcome to stay at my place for as long as your presence is mostly indiscernible to me
I barely remember what you look like covered in strawberry body pudding
Don't forget to have a dismal and degrading airport experience
You must be excited to try convincing people you're excited to move to Brooklyn
