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    We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.

    We're all going to really miss doing your work for you

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    I'm looking forward to a vacation from hearing about other people's vacations.

    I'm looking forward to a vacation from hearing about other people's vacations

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    May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.

    May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore

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    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled

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    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

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    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

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    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

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    May your time spent in Florida this winter be more fruitful than LeBron's.

    May your time spent in Florida this winter be more fruitful than LeBron's.

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    Let's hope you are, like most of my lovers, a terrible judge of character.

    Let's hope you are, like most of my lovers, a terrible judge of character

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    Sand.

    Sand

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    Take Luggage Of Foreigner, No Charge.

    Take Luggage Of Foreigner, No Charge

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    Bad Route Road.

    Bad Route Road

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    Have a great time reading my vacation tweets.

    Have a great time reading my vacation tweets

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    Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.

    Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque

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    Enjoy your vacation unless you're incapable of enjoying a vacation.

    Enjoy your vacation unless you're incapable of enjoying a vacation

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    Have a safe trip through customs.

    Have a safe trip through customs

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    May you travel to very different destinations than Lindsay Lohan this summer.

    May you travel to very different destinations than Lindsay Lohan this summer

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    I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.

    I know you think you're going to get all kinds of laid. It's not a magic place, it's the same as here. Don't be stupid.

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    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

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    Vacation hot spots (Doug Benson).

    Vacation hot spots (Doug Benson)

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