Thanks for making it so easy to get you a Father's Day gift due to your psychotic love of golf.
Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman.
I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Happy Father's Day even though I'm still pretty sure the dates don't match up.
Dad, just want you to know I'm still not above competing for your love.
This Father's Day, I'd like to treat you to some well-earned solitude.
Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven.
Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
Dad, you've always been like a father to me.
You're going to be a great father someday by accident.
Sorry I tricked you into taking me shopping on Father's Day.
Dad, I'd love to spend Father's Day hearing why you think soccer is for pussies.
Dad, I feel much closer to you now that fatherhood has devastated us both.
Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father.
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