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    Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman.

    Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

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    Happy Father's Day to a grandfather who has stoically accepted multiple generations of disappointment.

    Happy Father's Day to a grandfather who has stoically accepted multiple generations of disappointment.

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    Thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.

    Thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man

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    I hope this blue-tinted Father's Day card helps make up for the fact that I wasn't a boy.

    I hope this blue-tinted Father's Day card helps make up for the fact that I wasn't a boy

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    Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.

    Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis

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    Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven.

    Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven

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    Dad, thanks for doing a terrible job of hiding your porn collection from me.

    Dad, thanks for doing a terrible job of hiding your porn collection from me.

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    Dad, you're going to love what a reputable retailer suggested I get you for Father's Day.

    Dad, you're going to love what a reputable retailer suggested I get you for Father's Day

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    Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.

    Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist

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    Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.

    Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me

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    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better.

    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better

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    Happy Father's Day to the parent who got to have lots of unprotected sex and none of the pregnancy.

    Happy Father's Day to the parent who got to have lots of unprotected sex and none of the pregnancy.

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    Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

    Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch

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    Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

    Dad, you've always been like a father to me

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    You're going to be a great father someday by accident.

    You're going to be a great father someday by accident

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    Happy belated Father's Day from someone who has clearly inherited your absent-mindedness.

    Happy belated Father's Day from someone who has clearly inherited your absent-mindedness.

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    Dad, I'd love to spend Father's Day hearing why you think soccer is for pussies.

    Dad, I'd love to spend Father's Day hearing why you think soccer is for pussies

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    Dad, I feel much closer to you now that fatherhood has devastated us both.

    Dad, I feel much closer to you now that fatherhood has devastated us both

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    Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show.

    Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show

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    Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father.

    Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father

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