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    Let's spend Father's Day contemplating the numerous paternal fuckups made by Tony Hayward's dad

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    This Father's Day, let's celebrate the fact that none of my messes cost $20 billion to clean up

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    Dad, it appears your lifelong theory about the world going to hell was dead-on

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    Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show

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    Dad, I'd love to spend Father's Day hearing why you think soccer is for pussies

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    You're going to be a great father someday by accident

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    Grandpop, just wanted to say how proud I am of you this Father's Day for surviving the digital TV changeover

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    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better

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    Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me

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    Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven

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    Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis

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    Thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man

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    Happy Father's Day in advance to someone who may be mature enough to have children by age 62

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    Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day

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    I hope this blue-tinted Father's Day card helps make up for the fact that I wasn't a boy

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    Happy Father's Day to a dad with a much hotter boyfriend than me

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    Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day

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    Dad, you're going to love what a reputable retailer suggested I get you for Father's Day

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    Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me

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    Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies

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