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    Thanks for making it so easy to get you a Father's Day gift due to your psychotic love of golf.

    Thanks for making it so easy to get you a Father's Day gift due to your psychotic love of golf.

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    Dad, this Father's Day you get fifteen uninterrupted minutes to gloat about the downfall of a very liberal congressman.

    Dad, this Father's Day you get fifteen uninterrupted minutes to gloat about the downfall of a very liberal congressman

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    Happy Father's Day to a dad who thankfully stopped getting boners before Twitter was invented.

    Happy Father's Day to a dad who thankfully stopped getting boners before Twitter was invented

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    I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.

    I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child

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    Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.

    Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me

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    Dad, thanks for joining a different dating website than me.

    Dad, thanks for joining a different dating website than me

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    Thanks for being the kind of open-minded father who disapproves of me regardless of my sexual orientation.

    Thanks for being the kind of open-minded father who disapproves of me regardless of my sexual orientation

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    Dad, thanks for not being involved in a nationwide cybersex scandal while mom was pregnant with me.

    Dad, thanks for not being involved in a nationwide cybersex scandal while mom was pregnant with me

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    Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

    Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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    Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

    Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch

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    Dad, it appears your lifelong theory about the world going to hell was dead-on.

    Dad, it appears your lifelong theory about the world going to hell was dead-on

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    Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show.

    Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show

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    Dad, I'd love to spend Father's Day hearing why you think soccer is for pussies.

    Dad, I'd love to spend Father's Day hearing why you think soccer is for pussies

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    You're going to be a great father someday by accident.

    You're going to be a great father someday by accident

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    Grandpop, just wanted to say how proud I am of you this Father's Day for surviving the digital TV changeover.

    Grandpop, just wanted to say how proud I am of you this Father's Day for surviving the digital TV changeover

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    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better.

    You're the best father I can imagine unless you lost my inheritance in the economic meltdown in which case I can imagine better

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    Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.

    Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me

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    Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven.

    Sorry I can only afford the same Father's Day gift I gave you when I was seven

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    Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.

    Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis

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    Thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.

    Thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man

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