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  • May. 21st, 2012

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

  • Dec. 23rd, 2007

    If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.

    If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.

  • Apr. 14th, 2011

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

  • Dec. 2nd, 2008

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

  • Apr. 7th, 2012

    I would hold in my farts for you.

    I would hold in my farts for you.

  • May. 26th, 2008

    I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

    I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

  • Nov. 9th, 2011

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

  • May. 11th, 2011

    I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

    I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

  • Jun. 9th, 2011

    You turn me on enough to consider having un-airconditioned sex.

    You turn me on enough to consider having un-airconditioned sex.

  • Apr. 12th, 2010

    I will love you until I forget who you are.

    I will love you until I forget who you are.

  • Oct. 19th, 2011

    You had me at your proper use of 'You're'.

    You had me at your proper use of "You're".

  • Jul. 30th, 2009

    If we lived under the Taliban, I would lift up my burka so you could see my ankles.

    If we lived under the Taliban, I would lift up my burka so you could see my ankles.

  • Jul. 27th, 2008

    If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.

    If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.

  • May. 21st, 2010

    I think I've swallowed enough of your DNA to be considered Jewish.

    I think I've swallowed enough of your DNA to be considered Jewish.

  • Jul. 6th, 2008

    I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.

    I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.

  • Jun. 28th, 2007

    I'm hot and smart enough to be a pain in the ass.

    I'm hot and smart enough to be a pain in the ass.

  • Jan. 27th, 2010

    We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you.

    We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you.

  • Jul. 4th, 2007

    I genuinely enjoy any activity in which you bend over.

    I genuinely enjoy any activity in which you bend over.

  • Jul. 13th, 2007

    I couldn't help noticing that you're mind-blowingly hot.

    I couldn't help noticing that you're mind-blowingly hot.

  • Apr. 27th, 2012

    The only way I'd love you more is if you were me.

    The only way I'd love you more is if you were me.

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