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    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

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    My favorite Facebook public offerings are still your beach photos.

    My favorite Facebook public offerings are still your beach photos.

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    The best thing about you and me is me.

    The best thing about you and me is me.

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    I want to do to you what North Carolina voters just did to civil rights.

    I want to do to you what North Carolina voters just did to civil rights.

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    I love having sex with you as much as John Travolta would hate pretending to love having sex with you.

    I love having sex with you as much as John Travolta would hate pretending to love having sex with you.

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    You sound so sexy when you're not talking.

    You sound so sexy when you're not talking.

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    The only way I'd love you more is if you were me.

    The only way I'd love you more is if you were me.

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    I'd like to be the retired space shuttle to your specially designed 747 carrier plane.

    I'd like to be the retired space shuttle to your specially designed 747 carrier plane.

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    Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.

    Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.

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    I would hold in my farts for you.

    I would hold in my farts for you.

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    If you don't take me to see The Hunger Games you're going to find yourself starving for sex.

    If you don't take me to see The Hunger Games you're going to find yourself starving for sex

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    I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.

    I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.

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    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

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    I love the sound you make when you shut up.

    I love the sound you make when you shut up.

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    I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

    I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

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    I'm easier than community college.

    I'm easier than community college.

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    I had no idea your wife was married.

    I had no idea your wife was married.

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    The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.

    The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.

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    I love you as much as my dog loves the smell of urine-soaked trees.

    I love you as much as my dog loves the smell of urine-soaked trees.

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    You would be my first choice if there were no other choices.

    You would be my first choice if there were no other choices

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