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    If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you

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    I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios

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    If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor

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    I couldn't help noticing that you're mind-blowingly hot

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    I genuinely enjoy any activity in which you bend over

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    I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations

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    I can't wait to see which one of us looks the least like our profile pictures

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    I'm just a simple woman who wants her salad tossed

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    I'd appreciate it if you started treating me like a sex object

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    I want you to sext me with the reckless abandon of a philandering golf legend

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    Let me know if you're interested in dating a terrible cook who overcompensates in bed

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    I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed

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    If you were a pop-up ad, I wouldn't mind if the advertisers purposefully made you difficult to close

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    I put out

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    I consider myself a connoisseur on wine hangovers

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    I think we should just be friends with sexual tension

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    I'm hot and smart enough to be a pain in the ass

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    I want to wake up in your legs

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    You have a crush on me

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    I promise to fantasize it's you who's manhandling me during the new pre-flight pat-downs

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